How many times do I have to say to a caller "no, I am not interested in switching my phone service, please stop bothering me"
Honestly, I try to stop them wasting their time by saying straight off that I don't want to switch, and they just keep blathering on about how they can save me lots of money on phone calls. Except of course for the teeny little fact that I DON'T MAKE OUTGOING CALLS ON MY LANDLINE. And I tell those idiots this at the beginning and they're still reading from their script and asking me what calls I make.
A part of me sometimes feels bad about saying goodbye and hanging up, but that part is getting smaller and smaller.